What was the #1 song when you were born? Write about how the song relates (or not!) to your personality.
Teddy Bear by Elvis Presley. It has absolutely nothing to do with me because…well, that’s just stupid. It’s not astrology – which is fake, btw. Unlike UFOs, zombies, or Nessie. Now that shit’s real.
With the exception of In the Ghetto (what an annoying song!), Teddy Bear is probably my least favorite Presley song.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have been Go Away Little Girl by Donny Osmond. Although, it would have been more apropos.